the biggest tragedy in my life is that i don’t even know what to feel anymore
i need a change of scenery or someone exciting to walk into my life
but no matter no hard i try, nothing happens
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
psa: NEVer date someone who listens to the smiths. they won’t make you tea or cuddle with you or fuck your sweater holes or whatever it is you kids do. They are all queer vegetarians who wank to oscar wilde’s sad poetry and bawl all day about how boring everything is. Don’t be fooled, they are not fun people at all